To: whoever deserves better than bland

Cards and wrapping paper that get you a bad rap

Rude anniversary cards, birthday insults and funny wrapping paper for people who get your humour.

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To: someone you tolerate

Anniversary Cards, Birthday Cards & Everyday Insults

Anniversaries, birthdays, congratulations and everyday insults for people who know you probably mean well.

Card Burgundy anniversary card reading Happy anniversary, our safe word is now I've got work in the morning, above a bedroom illustration £3.99

Anniversary Card: I've Got Work in the Morning

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Card Cobalt blue anniversary card with pink trainers and yellow wording: You still make me weak at the knees. Pick your fucking shoes up. £3.99

Anniversary Card: Pick Your Fucking Shoes Up

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Card Forest green anniversary card with an organised car boot and wording: You're the only person I'd hide a body for. And you'd still criticise how I loaded the fucking car. £3.99

Anniversary Card: Hide a Body, Load the Fucking Car

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Card Coral anniversary card with a teal drain and a heart of loose hair, reading: I promised to love every inch of you. The bits you leave in the plughole are taking the piss. £3.99

Anniversary Card: The Plughole Is Taking the Piss

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Card Orange and plum anniversary card with a surprised alarm clock and cartoon puff, reading: You're my soulmate. Unfortunately, your arsehole is my alarm clock. £3.99

Anniversary Card: Your Arsehole Is My Alarm Clock

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Card Black cherry anniversary card with a lime ribcage heart, reading: I love the bones of you. The noises coming out of the rest of you can fuck off. £3.99

Anniversary Card: I Love the Bones of You

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Card Pink and yellow anniversary card with a house and SOLD sign, reading: Two cunts. One mortgage. Happy anniversary. £3.99

Anniversary Card: Two Cunts. One Mortgage.

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Card Queersant rainbow croissant birthday card in a lifestyle mock-up £3.99

Queersant Rainbow Birthday Card

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Card Blow in Public rainbow-cake birthday card in a lifestyle mock-up £3.99

Blow in Public Birthday Card

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Card Lumbar Support 40th birthday card in a lifestyle mock-up £3.99

40th Birthday Card: Lumbar Support

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Card Throw Shapes, Throw Your Back Out 40th birthday card in a lifestyle mock-up £3.99

40th Birthday Card: Throw Shapes

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Card All the Wrong Things Are Stiff 40th birthday card in a lifestyle mock-up £3.99

40th Birthday Card: All the Wrong Things Are Stiff

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Card Earlier Bedtime 40th birthday card in a lifestyle mock-up £3.99

40th Birthday Card: Earlier Bedtime

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Card Doing Nothing 40th birthday card, with censored preview wording, in a lifestyle mock-up £3.99

40th Birthday Card: Doing Nothing

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Card Take My Breath Away husband birthday card in a lifestyle mock-up £3.99

Husband Birthday Card: Take My Breath Away

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Card Senior Twat office-badge promotion card in a lifestyle mock-up £3.99

Senior Twat Promotion Card

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Card You're a Cunt greeting card with a red heart, shown with a kraft envelope in a lifestyle mock-up £3.99

You're a Cunt — Red Heart Greeting Card

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Card You Finally Have a Green Card funny congratulations card by Bad Wrap £3.49

You Finally Have a Green Card - Congratulatory Card

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Card Happy Birthday Faguette cheeky birthday card with rainbow baguette by Bad Wrap £3.49

Funny Gay Birthday Card - Faguette Baguette Pun, Blank Inside

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Card Faguette funny pride card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Faguette Card - Funny Pride Card

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Card Happy Birfday You Autistic Fuck bold dark humor birthday card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Happy Birfday, You Autistic Fuck - Bold Birthday Card

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Card Happy Birfday You Spastic Twat cheeky dark humor birthday card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Happy Birfday, You Spastic Twat - Cheeky Birthday Card

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Card This Card Isn't Edible You Fat Cunt rude greeting card by Bad Wrap £3.49

This Card Isn't Edible — You Fat Cunt

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Card To the Most Autistic Fuck I Know dark humor birthday card by Bad Wrap £3.49

To the most autistic fuck I know - Birthday Card

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Card You're a Cunt bold humor greeting card by Bad Wrap £3.49

You're a Cunt - Bold Humor Greeting Card

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Card Diagnosis 'tism cheeky dark humor birthday card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Diagnosis 'tism - Cheeky Birthday Card

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Card You Dropped Your Gay Card rainbow birthday card by Bad Wrap £3.49

You Dropped Your Gay Card - Bold Birthday Card

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To: the gift that needs a warning label

Funny Wrapping Paper

Rude wrapping paper for birthdays, adult gifts and presents that deserve a bad rap before they are even opened.

Wrap Fuck You with Unicorns rude birthday wrapping paper by Bad Wrap £14.99

Fuck You with Unicorns - Birthday Wrapping Paper

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Wrap Definitely Not Dildos funny adult wrapping paper by Bad Wrap £14.99

Definitely Not Dildos - Adult Wrapping Paper

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Wrap You're a Cunt edgy adult wrapping paper by Bad Wrap £14.99

You're a Cunt - Edgy Adult Wrapping Paper

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The Christmas drop is live

Bad tidings for people on the naughty list

Seven rude Christmas cards and eight wrapping-paper designs are back on Etsy. Pick the one most likely to get you a bad rap.

Shop all Christmas on Etsy Cards £3.49 • 4×6 • blank inside • envelope included
Christmas card Merry Chrizmus You Autistic Fuck rude Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Chrizmus, You Autistic Fuck

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Christmas card Merry Christmas You Twat funny Santa card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Twat

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Christmas card Merry Christmas You Gaping Arsehole explicit Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Gaping Arsehole

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Christmas card Merry Christmas You Stupid Slut rude Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Stupid Slut

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Christmas card Merry Christmas You Old Bitch cheeky Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Old Bitch

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Christmas card Merry Christmas You Grizzly Pedo dark humour Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Grizzly Pedo

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Christmas card Merry Christmas You Fat Fuck bold Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Fat Fuck

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Rude Christmas wrapping paper

Even the presents deserve a bad rap

Eight Christmas wrapping-paper designs for gifts that should probably come with a warning label.

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Christmas wrap Santa's Sack funny Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£14.99

Santa's Sack Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Santa Isn't Real funny Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£14.99

Santa Isn't Real Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Passion of the Santa dark humour Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£14.99

Passion of the Santa Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Naughty Santa silhouette adult Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£14.99

Naughty Santa Silhouette Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Merry F'ing Christmas sweary wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£14.99

Merry F'ing Christmas Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap I Identify as a Reindeer funny dog Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£14.99

I Identify as a Reindeer Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Christmas Cracker funny adult wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£14.99

Christmas Cracker Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Let It Snow dark humour Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£14.99

Let It Snow Wrapping Paper

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What We Make

Dark Humor Greeting Cards

Birthday, Christmas and every occasion in between. Cards that say what you're really thinking.

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Funny Wrapping Paper

Rude gift wrap that's as memorable as what's inside. Sold by the sheet, wrapped in regret.

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Why Choose Bad Wrap?

Unique Designs

You won't find our designs at your average store. Each one tells a story, mostly funny ones.

Cards and Wrap

Browse greeting cards and wrapping paper for birthdays, celebrations, and gloriously bad ideas.

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