To: whoever deserves better than bland

Cards and wrapping paper that get you a bad rap

Rude anniversary cards, birthday insults and funny wrapping paper for people who get your humour.

Every card and every roll of wrap

Anniversaries, birthdays, turning 40, Christmas and everyday insults for people who know you probably mean well. Filter by what you need.

Christmas 2026 is live

Bad tidings for people on the naughty list

Seven rude Christmas cards and eight festive wrapping-paper designs, all on one page with a buying guide for anyone who hates tasteful.

See the Christmas range Cards £3.49 • 4×6 • blank inside • envelope included

What buyers say

Rated 5.0 out of 5 across 24 Etsy reviews.

★★★★★

Good seller communication. Will buy again.

Santi Etsy

★★★★★

Really funny but rude card. Perfect for rude relative! Good quality.

Kim Etsy

★★★★★

Love this slogan. Can't wait to give the birthday card. Fast delivery (was a little pricey) but really loved the design

Gemma Etsy

★★★★★

Friend, who was bought for found it very funny

Richard Etsy

Why Choose Bad Wrap?

Unique Designs

You won't find our designs at your average store. Each one tells a story, mostly funny ones.

Cards and Wrap

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