To: whoever deserves better than bland
Cards and wrapping paper that get you a bad rap
Rude greeting cards, funny wrapping paper and seasonal drops designed to get a reaction.
Live now Christmas 2026: seven cards and eight wrapping-paper designs
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Merry Chrizmus, You Autistic Fuck
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Merry Christmas You Twat
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Merry Christmas You Gaping Arsehole
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Merry Christmas You Stupid Slut
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Merry Christmas You Old Bitch
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Merry Christmas You Grizzly Pedo
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Merry Christmas You Fat Fuck
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Eight Christmas wrapping-paper designs for gifts that should probably come with a warning label.
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Santa's Sack Wrapping Paper
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Santa Isn't Real Wrapping Paper
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Passion of the Santa Wrapping Paper
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Naughty Santa Silhouette Wrapping Paper
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Merry F'ing Christmas Wrapping Paper
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I Identify as a Reindeer Wrapping Paper
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Christmas Cracker Wrapping Paper
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Let It Snow Wrapping Paper
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Rude Cards
Birthday cards, congratulations and everyday insults for people who know you probably mean well.
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You Finally Have a Green Card - Congratulatory Card
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Happy Birthday, Faguette - Cheeky Birthday Card
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Happy Birfday, You Autistic Fuck - Bold Birthday Card
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Happy Birfday, You Spastic Twat - Cheeky Birthday Card
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This Card Isn't Edible - You Fat Cunt
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To the most autistic fuck I know - Birthday Card
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You're a Cunt - Bold Humor Greeting Card
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Diagnosis 'tism - Cheeky Birthday Card
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You Dropped Your Gay Card - Bold Birthday Card
View on EtsyFunny Wrapping Paper
Rude wrapping paper for birthdays, adult gifts and presents that deserve a bad rap before they are even opened.
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Fuck You with Unicorns - Birthday Wrapping Paper
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Definitely Not Dildos - Adult Wrapping Paper
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You're a Cunt - Edgy Adult Wrapping Paper
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Dark Humor Greeting Cards
Birthday, Christmas and every occasion in between. Cards that say what you're really thinking.
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Rude gift wrap that's as memorable as what's inside. Sold by the sheet, wrapped in regret.
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You won't find our designs at your average store. Each one tells a story, mostly funny ones.
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Browse greeting cards and wrapping paper for birthdays, celebrations, and gloriously bad ideas.
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