To: the newly middle-aged

Funny 40th birthday cards for people who are definitely not fine

Forty is when the knees start talking. These cards say the quiet part out loud, in 7 by 5 inches with a kraft envelope.

What to know before you send one

Rude 40th birthday cards

Lumbar Support, Throw Shapes, Earlier Bedtime, Doing Nothing and All the Wrong Things Are Stiff. Five ways to remind someone the warranty has expired.

For him or for her

None of the designs are gendered, so they work for husbands, wives, brothers, sisters and the colleague who keeps mentioning their step count.

What you get

One 7 by 5 inch card, blank inside, with a brown kraft envelope. Printed to order and sent by our print partner. Delivery estimates are shown on Etsy.

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