To: the newly middle-aged
Funny 40th birthday cards for people who are definitely not fine
Forty is when the knees start talking. These cards say the quiet part out loud, in 7 by 5 inches with a kraft envelope.
5 designs, all on Etsy
Every 40th birthday cards design
Availability, delivery and checkout are confirmed on Etsy.
Buying advice, apparently
What to know before you send one
Rude 40th birthday cards
Lumbar Support, Throw Shapes, Earlier Bedtime, Doing Nothing and All the Wrong Things Are Stiff. Five ways to remind someone the warranty has expired.
For him or for her
None of the designs are gendered, so they work for husbands, wives, brothers, sisters and the colleague who keeps mentioning their step count.
What you get
One 7 by 5 inch card, blank inside, with a brown kraft envelope. Printed to order and sent by our print partner. Delivery estimates are shown on Etsy.
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