Forest green anniversary card with an organised car boot and wording: You're the only person I'd hide a body for. And you'd still criticise how I loaded the fucking car.

Anniversary

Anniversary Card: Hide a Body, Load the Fucking Car

£3.99+ £3.99 UK delivery

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Printed to order, so no returns
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One 7 by 5 inch greeting card, blank inside, with a brown kraft envelope. Printed to order.