Lifestyle mock-up of a standing 20th birthday card on a wooden table, with a kraft envelope and red/gold confetti. The teenage-excuses joke has one word covered by a black bar, above a red EXPIRED stamp.

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20th Birthday Card: Teenage Excuses Expired

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Rude 20th birthday card: “Your teenage excuses have expired. Please upgrade your bullshit.” 7 by 5 inches, blank inside, kraft envelope.