To: whoever deserves coal
Rude Christmas cards for mates, family and the office
Twenty-four sweary Christmas cards, from Festive Bellend to Secret Santa, We Both Lost. Sorted by who they are for, so the rudest ones stay away from the office.
Rude Christmas cards: all 24 designs
Rude Christmas cards for mates
Funny Christmas cards for partners and family
Christmas cards for colleagues and Secret Santa
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Picking a rude Christmas card
For mates
Festive Bellend, Tedious Cunt, Miserable Bastard and You're Still a Twat say what the group chat already thinks. The originals, from Merry Christmas You Twat to You Old Bitch, are here too.
For partners, family and the office
I Love You More Than I Hate Your Family is for your other half and Family Christmas, Bring Alcohol for whoever is hosting. Secret Santa, We Both Lost and Walking HR Incident are for the work swap, as long as the recipient has earned it.
What you get
The seventeen new Santa cards are 7 by 5 inches on 324gsm matte card with a brown kraft envelope. The original seven are 4 by 6 inches with an envelope. Every card is blank inside and printed to order.
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