Lifestyle mock-up of a standing 30th birthday card about bad decisions and reviews, with one word covered by a black bar and a one-star doodle. On a wooden table beside a kraft envelope and red/gold confetti.

30th birthday

30th Birthday Card: Read the Reviews

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Rude 30th birthday card: “You still make bad decisions. You just read the fucking reviews first.” 7 by 5 inches, blank inside, kraft envelope.