To: someone getting older and no wiser
Rude birthday cards for people who can take a joke
Birthday cards that say what everyone at the party is thinking. Includes milestone cards for 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th and 60th birthdays, and a few that are rude enough to need a warning label.
Birthday cards: all 25 designs
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What to know before you send one
Birthday cards for mates
For the friend who would be disappointed by anything tasteful. Happy Birfday, Diagnosis 'tism and the rest are meant for people who share the joke and give as good as they get.
Milestone birthdays
Turning 20 means the teenage excuses have expired. Thirty is dirty laundry and threesomes with the sofa. Forty is lumbar support, fifty has no filter and sixty comes with a pill organiser. Each age has its own page below.
What you get
Every card is blank inside and comes with an envelope. Sizes, delivery times and checkout are confirmed on the Etsy listing.
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