To: the one who still puts up with you

Rude anniversary cards for couples who still like each other

Sweary, honest and a bit too accurate. Every anniversary card is 7 by 5 inches, blank inside and comes with a brown kraft envelope.

What to know before you send one

Anniversary cards for husbands and wives

These are for couples who show affection by taking the piss. Mortgages, plugholes, alarm-clock arseholes and loading the car badly: the everyday stuff that actually makes a marriage.

What you get

One 7 by 5 inch card, blank inside so you can write your own apology, with a brown kraft envelope. Each card is printed to order and shipped by our print partner.

Know your recipient

The wording is explicit. Buy for a partner who already laughs at this sort of thing, not for the in-laws, and not for anyone who keeps the cards on the mantelpiece.

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