To: premium vintage, dodgy history

Rude 50th birthday cards for half a century of bad behaviour

Fifty years old and still no filter. Three sweary cards for people who were never going to age gracefully.

What to know before you send one

Rude 50th birthday cards

Still No Filter for the one who says it anyway, Midlife Crisis Prices for the friend who cannot afford the sports car, and Premium Vintage for anyone with a history best not mentioned at the party.

For him or for her

The jokes are about age, not gender, so they work for husbands, wives, brothers, sisters and parents who swear more than you do.

What you get

One 7 by 5 inch card, blank inside, with a brown kraft envelope. Printed to order and sent by our print partner. Delivery estimates are shown on Etsy.

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