To: premium vintage, dodgy history
Rude 50th birthday cards for half a century of bad behaviour
Fifty years old and still no filter. Three sweary cards for people who were never going to age gracefully.
3 designs, all on Etsy
Every 50th birthday cards design
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What to know before you send one
Rude 50th birthday cards
Still No Filter for the one who says it anyway, Midlife Crisis Prices for the friend who cannot afford the sports car, and Premium Vintage for anyone with a history best not mentioned at the party.
For him or for her
The jokes are about age, not gender, so they work for husbands, wives, brothers, sisters and parents who swear more than you do.
What you get
One 7 by 5 inch card, blank inside, with a brown kraft envelope. Printed to order and sent by our print partner. Delivery estimates are shown on Etsy.
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