Lifestyle mock-up of a standing retirement card with an out-of-office joke, one word covered by a black bar, and a laptop doodle. On a wooden table with a kraft envelope to the right and red/gold confetti.
Retirement

Retirement Card: Out of Fucks

£3.99+ £3.99 UK delivery

  • Dispatched in 3 to 5 days
  • Printed to order, so no returns
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Rude retirement card: “Retired. Out of office. Out of fucks.” 7 by 5 inches, blank inside, kraft envelope.