To: someone thirty and still winging it

Rude 30th birthday cards for the newly thirty and still a mess

Thirty is when the bad decisions come with research. Three sweary cards for mates who have stopped pretending to be a grown-up.

What to know before you send one

Rude 30th birthday cards

Dirty Thirty (mostly the laundry), Read the Reviews for the friend who still makes bad decisions but checks Trustpilot first, and Sofa Threesome for the one whose big night out is a takeaway.

For him or for her

None of the designs are gendered, so they work for mates, siblings, partners and the colleague who just discovered moisturiser.

What you get

One 7 by 5 inch card, blank inside, with a brown kraft envelope. Printed to order and sent by our print partner. Delivery estimates are shown on Etsy.

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