Lifestyle mock-up of a standing 30th birthday card with a sofa and takeaway doodle. One word in the joke is covered by a black bar. The card stands on a wooden table beside a kraft envelope and red/gold confetti.

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30th Birthday Card: Sofa Threesome

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Rude 30th birthday card: “Your idea of a threesome is you, the sofa and a takeaway.” 7 by 5 inches, blank inside, kraft envelope.