To: everyone on the naughty list

Rude Christmas cards and funny wrapping paper

Christmas gifts are temporary. The family argument caused by the wrapping paper lasts forever.

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Rude Christmas cards and wrapping paper

Seven rude Christmas cards and eight wrapping-paper designs are back on Etsy. Pick the one most likely to get you a bad rap.

Shop all Christmas on Etsy Cards £3.49 • 4×6 • blank inside • envelope included
Christmas card Christmas bestseller Merry Chrizmus You Autistic Fuck rude Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Chrizmus, You Autistic Fuck

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Christmas card Proven seller Merry Christmas You Twat funny Santa card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Twat

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Christmas card Back for 2026 Merry Christmas You Gaping Arsehole explicit Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Gaping Arsehole

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Christmas card Back for 2026 Merry Christmas You Stupid Slut rude Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Stupid Slut

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Christmas card Back for 2026 Merry Christmas You Old Bitch cheeky Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Old Bitch

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Christmas card Back for 2026 Merry Christmas You Grizzly Pedo dark humour Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Grizzly Pedo

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Christmas card Back for 2026 Merry Christmas You Fat Fuck bold Christmas card by Bad Wrap £3.49

Merry Christmas You Fat Fuck

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Rude Christmas wrapping paper

Even the presents deserve a bad rap

Eight Christmas wrapping-paper designs for gifts that should probably come with a warning label.

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Christmas wrap Back for 2026 Santa's Sack funny Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£9.99

Santa's Sack Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Back for 2026 Santa Isn't Real funny Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£9.99

Santa Isn't Real Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Back for 2026 Passion of the Santa dark humour Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£9.49

Passion of the Santa Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Back for 2026 Naughty Santa silhouette adult Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£9.99

Naughty Santa Silhouette Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Back for 2026 Merry F'ing Christmas sweary wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£9.99

Merry F'ing Christmas Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Back for 2026 I Identify as a Reindeer funny dog Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£9.99

I Identify as a Reindeer Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Back for 2026 Christmas Cracker funny adult wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£9.99

Christmas Cracker Wrapping Paper

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Christmas wrap Back for 2026 Let It Snow dark humour Christmas wrapping paper by Bad Wrap from£9.99

Let It Snow Wrapping Paper

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Christmas cards and wrap for people who hate tasteful

Rude Christmas cards for mates

The range is made for close friends, siblings, partners and Secret Santa recipients who understand that abuse can be an expression of affection. Every listed card is 4×6 inches, includes an envelope and is blank inside.

Funny Christmas wrapping paper

Bad Wrap's seasonal gift wrap makes the joke part of the present, from Santa's Sack to Let It Snow. Current sizes, prices, availability and delivery estimates are confirmed on Etsy.

Know your recipient

The range contains explicit adult humour. Buy for people who already share the joke, not acquaintances, children or anyone likely to forward it to HR.

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