To: everyone on the naughty list
Rude Christmas wrapping paper and cards for the naughty list
Christmas gifts are temporary. The family argument caused by the wrapping paper lasts forever.
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Rude Christmas wrapping paper
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Christmas cards and wrap for people who hate tasteful
Inappropriate Christmas wrapping paper
Eight rude Christmas wrapping paper designs, from Santa's Sack to Let It Snow, make the joke part of the present before it is opened. Sold in several sizes; current prices, availability and delivery estimates are confirmed on Etsy.
Rude Christmas cards for mates, family and work
Twenty-four cards for close friends, siblings, partners and Secret Santa recipients who understand that abuse can be an expression of affection: Festive Bellend and Tedious Cunt for mates, I Love You More Than I Hate Your Family for your other half, and Walking HR Incident or See You Next Year, Ideally Less for the colleague who has earned it. The seventeen new Santa cards are 7 by 5 inches with a kraft envelope; the original seven are 4 by 6 inches with an envelope. All are blank inside.
Know your recipient
The range contains explicit adult humour. Buy for people who already share the joke, not acquaintances, children or anyone likely to forward it to HR.
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