Lifestyle mock-up of a standing card reading “RETIRED. THE ONLY DEADLINE NOW IS BIN DAY.” with a wheelie bin in a party hat. On a wooden table beside a kraft envelope and red/gold confetti.

Retirement

Retirement Card: Bin Day

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Rude retirement card: “Retired. The only deadline now is bin day.” 7 by 5 inches, blank inside, kraft envelope.