Lifestyle mock-up of a standing retirement card about permission for a day off, with one word covered by a black bar and an APPROVED-form doodle. On a wooden table beside a kraft envelope and red/gold confetti.

Retirement

Retirement Card: Day Off

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Rude retirement card: “Retired. No more asking permission for a fucking day off.” 7 by 5 inches, blank inside, kraft envelope.