Lifestyle mock-up of a standing 50th birthday card about midlife-crisis prices, with one word covered by a black bar and a sports-car price-tag doodle. On a wooden table beside a kraft envelope and red/gold confetti.

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50th Birthday Card: Midlife Crisis Prices

£3.99+ £3.99 UK delivery

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Rude 50th birthday card: “Midlife crisis? At these fucking prices?” 7 by 5 inches, blank inside, kraft envelope.