To: out of office, permanently
Rude retirement cards for people officially out of fucks
The last day at work deserves better than a card with a golf club on it. Three sweary retirement cards for colleagues, parents and mates who are finally free.
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What to know before you send one
Rude retirement cards
Out of Fucks for the colleague whose out-of-office is now permanent, Bin Day for the one whose only deadline left is the recycling, and Day Off for anyone who spent forty years asking permission.
Signing it at work
A rude retirement card is best passed round the people who will actually laugh. For the whole-office card that goes past HR, send this one separately.
What you get
One 7 by 5 inch card, blank inside with plenty of room for signatures, and a brown kraft envelope. Printed to order and sent by our print partner.
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