To: someone who had it coming
Rude greeting cards for no particular reason
Not a birthday, not Christmas, just a card that says what you think. Congratulations, promotions, retirements and pure insults.
8 designs, all on Etsy
Rude cards for any occasion: all 8 designs
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Buying advice, apparently
What to know before you send one
Cards for no reason
You're a Cunt is the shop's signature card, in a bold version and a red heart version. Send it when the occasion is simply that they exist.
Work, retirement and green cards
Senior Twat marks a promotion the way colleagues actually talk about it, and the retirement cards see them out the door. You Finally Have a Green Card is for the newly documented friend with a thick skin.
Know your recipient
Every card here is explicit. They land best with close friends, partners and siblings who would send one straight back.
Found the person who deserves it?
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